fishingboatproceeds:


Shailene Woodley wrote about John Green for Time’s “The 100 Most Influential People,” 2014 [link]. 

1. I am so thrilled to have been named to the 2014 TIME 100. Shai’s essay is so kind and generous. That sentence about planets and moons is a lovely goal for us all to reach toward. Now, that said, I’m no prophet. I’m a guy who not too long ago tried to wax his chin. 
2. Do I really look like that illustration?

fishingboatproceeds:

Shailene Woodley wrote about John Green for Time’s “The 100 Most Influential People,” 2014 [link]. 

1. I am so thrilled to have been named to the 2014 TIME 100. Shai’s essay is so kind and generous. That sentence about planets and moons is a lovely goal for us all to reach toward. Now, that said, I’m no prophet. I’m a guy who not too long ago tried to wax his chin

2. Do I really look like that illustration?

pokemonnurse:

shinjimikami:

ok

Thank

minxiekitten:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!

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plasticbagvevo:

nootdoot:

lorddarkfetus:

d0nn0:

nyooms:

fuck

her

right

in

the heart :)

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anglosexual:

undeadthug:



guess where abstinence-only education is taught

anglosexual:

undeadthug:

guess where abstinence-only education is taught

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asker

nzzaney asked: Hi BuzzFeed. Is it socially acceptable to eat a spoonful of peanut butter for breakfast? 'cause thats what im doing right now...

buzzfeed:

Oh hon, yes of course it is not only acceptable but encouraged.

One of the best things about being in a true blue real life not imaginary relationship

I only have to worry about impressing one man, and in my case he finds me attractive in fencing whites, sweaty, and with my hair pulled back ugly

sydney-oh25:

This is an important moment in history.

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oreoofficial:

ahh yes 2014. the 2014th year. 2k14. 2014 years since year 0. the big 2014. the year of 2014. two thousand and fourteen. the ol 20 14

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